Chrissy Teigen Has This to Say to People "Dissecting" Her Body

You and I both know by now that Chrissy Teigen has no patience for her critics, and yet, people on the Internet haven't figured it out.

The seven-time Sports Illustrated swimsuit model celebrated the launch of the 2016 issue today by posting some of her photos from the magazine to Instagram.

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In the caption for a stunning topless shot, she had gratitude and praise for her collaborators on the photo shoot, which took place in Zanzibar. "I am proud to be in the issue but SO proud of all the work you guys put into this every single year. I just love you all. Jesus this is dramatic I know! And to all my fellow @si_swimsuit girls, congrats on a beautiful issue!!!"

There's not a single negative thing I could think to say about Chrissy in that photo, but other people figured out a way. So Chrissy hit back — this time, with an even more glorious photo and an I-will-not-take-your-crap caption.

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"Shoutout to everyone dissecting every little part of my bod in the last comment thread, you're all really wonderful, kind, flawless beauties - I can tell from your pages!!"

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