The Internet's New Weird Trend is People Posing Naked as Frozen Chickens

​Mashable has uncovered the next big Internet trend and if you thought planking was weird and dumb, you might want to just close this article right now. Because it's about to get very, very strange in here. 

Apparently folks in New Zealand are obsessed with doing something called "frozen chook." What exactly is that? Well, it's posing naked while bent over on the ground, pretending to be a frozen chicken. (Hey, don't look at me, I didn't come up with this thing.)

I am convinced this is probably some company's viral marketing stunt but until we find out more, I'm just going to enjoy all these naked pictures of people pretending to be frozen chickens. Really, unless you're performing brain surgery today, is there a better use of your time than looking at these images? 

[instagram ]https://instagram.com/p/8kPg56BYLI/?taken-by=frozenchook" data-instgrm-version="14" style="background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:540px; min-width:326px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);" >

[facebook ]https://www.facebook.com/Frothpit/photos/pb.689935444359675.-2207520000.1444363531./1053834211303128/?type=3&theater" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="true" allow="autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; picture-in-picture; web-share">

This is, uh, interesting. 

[instagram ]https://instagram.com/p/8kPqUuBYLS/?taken-by=frozenchook" data-instgrm-version="14" style="background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:540px; min-width:326px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);" >

Do enjoy the naked person pretending to be frozen food.

[instagram ]https://instagram.com/p/8lwZ4WBYJg/?taken-by=frozenchook" data-instgrm-version="14" style="background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:540px; min-width:326px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);" >

[facebook ]https://www.facebook.com/Frothpit/photos/a.1054986714521211.1073741829.689935444359675/1054986211187928/?type=3&theater" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="true" allow="autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; picture-in-picture; web-share">

Here's a video of #FrozenChook as it happens live. 

[facebook ]https://www.facebook.com/Frothpit/videos/1054680177885198/" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="true" allow="autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; picture-in-picture; web-share">

Can you spot the naked dude as a frozen chicken here? It's a tough one!

[facebook ]https://www.facebook.com/Frothpit/photos/a.690735797612973.1073741828.689935444359675/1054245487928667/?type=3&theater" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="true" allow="autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; picture-in-picture; web-share">

I give up understanding the Internet. 

[facebook ]https://www.facebook.com/Frothpit/photos/pb.689935444359675.-2207520000.1444363537./1053834054636477/?type=3&theater" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="true" allow="autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; picture-in-picture; web-share">

[facebook ]https://www.facebook.com/Frothpit/photos/pb.689935444359675.-2207520000.1444363531./1053834351303114/?type=3&theater" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="true" allow="autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; picture-in-picture; web-share">

So that's #FrozenChook. At least it's not pinching.

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