Hate Someone? Now You Can Send Them a Box of Horse Crap!

What better way to say "You are the worst" than with a box of horse crap delivered to their door!

21 March, 2018
Hate Someone? Now You Can Send Them a Box of Horse Crap!

​You can now show someone how much you loathe their existence by sending them a package of "organic, wet horse poop" via the Shit Express, The Daily Dot reports

The process is similar to what it would be like to send anyone anything: You give the company an address, the type of packaging you want (Do you want to put a smiley face sticker on it or nah?), pay the company via Bitcoin or Paypal (which are easier to make anonymous), and then they shall receive their shitbox!

Before you laugh at the idea that anyone would pay $16.95 (with free shipping worldwide!) to send someone horse poop, the company wrote in 2014 that it had made $10,120 in 30 days, so clearly a lot of people want to pay that amount for that service. 

Granted, I'm not sure it makes sense to do this to spite someone, since if I received a box of horse poop from a jilted ex, I would think it was gross and ridiculous and probably just use it to fertilize my plants. 

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