13 Things That Turn Women Off For No Reason

1. When guys wear button down shirts that are unbuttoned only on the top few buttons, revealing a t-shirt underneath. I can't explain this, it has never been a favorite look for me. 

2. When a guy is super, super charming. Being charming is good, but if he's too charming, I can't stop thinking, what is he hiding?! Dead bodies, clearly. Great, now I have to hire a private investigator. 

3. When guys use horrible emojis that you swear to god you've never seen anyone use in life. I just stopped talking to a guy who constantly used that big teeth smiling emoji with almost every single thing he texted me. And if it wasn't that, it was the eyes and no mouth one. I'm pretty sure the emoji creators made those as a joke and guys like him are like, "Joke? What joke? This is a superior emoji."

4. When you catch a guy checking himself out in a mirror. If he then also slicks his hair back while smiling, I'm so, so out. 

5. When a guy calls his friends his "buddies." Maybe it's because it makes him sound too much like an over-eager camp counselor? I don't even know why, I just know I'm right about this. 

6. When a guy swears a lot and you're like "you did not need to say "fuck" in that sentence." We are at a Baskin Robbins at 4 p.m. Chill. 

7. When guys have brand new haircuts and look like little boys. You can try all day long to mess it up and shape it. He's still going to look six-years-old for the next week and you are going to have to power through it or buy him a lot of pomade. 

8. When guys put a smiley face after every freaking thing they say. I get it! You don't hate me! Can we move on?

9. When a guy texts you "what's up," but has nothing to say about his own life. I understand that they're just trying to make conversation, but texts of "what's up" "nm, u?" and "nm" are probably what every text conversation in hell is like (plus, the emojis in #3.) 

10. When a guy checks his phone during a first date. Even it's for two seconds, I'm still like "Oh, am I boring you? Are you ready to go back home to the nothing you have to do tonight because you're on a date? You know what, no. I have to go now. Me. I am leaving. Goodbye!" 

11. When a guy texts you a War And Peace-length text that could've just been a freaking phone call. I know no one really calls anymore, but in that case, why aren't we just telling each other this crap over sushi?

12. When a guy mentions his ex early in the relationship and you're like, "Ew, I don't want to hear that you've ever dated anyone else. Please stop." I know that you did, but that doesn't make it right. 

13. When everything about him is hot except for this stupid, stupid shoes. Let's all take a moment of silence for all of the men we have crushed hard on before we noticed their square-toed business shoes. Amen. 

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