15 Things You'll Never Hear Someone in a Long-Term Relationship Say

1. "Please do tell me again about how great one night stands are"​

Oh go on, keep banging on about how casual sex is more enjoyable and you've never felt more alive than during a one night stand.

​2. "Yes I love it when you invite two boys from across the bar over"

2. "Taylor Swift is my spirit animal"

3. "I hate cuddling"

4. "Excluding me from a girl's night just because I have a boyfriend is totally fine"

5. "Keep telling me how boring I am because I'm never on the pull"

6. "I love it when people ask when we're getting married and whether he's The One"

7. "Our sex life is really boring"

8. "Sharing a bed actually really sucks"

9. "I miss not knowing where I stand with a guy"

10. "I love it when you tell me my early twenties should be for me time"

11. "Tinder sounds like so much fun"

12. "No, I don't know how to have fun anymore because I'm under lock and key"

13. "I miss the minefield of dating"

14. "Regular sex with a reliable partner is awful" 

15. "I hate liking someone who likes me back"

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