Kim Kardashian Wore All of The Glitter and None of The Underwear

Kim Kardashian went to dinner in LA on July 8 and pictures of her outfit are only just now being made available. Why did it take so long for the photos to come out? I don't know. But if you're saying to yourself that this delay is insane, verging on criminal, just know that you are not alone in your outrage. I don't know what the hell the paparazzo who took said pictures thought he was doing sitting on this important Kardashian news for over a week, but he better have been lying in a coma somewhere because otherwise there is really no excuse. Even then!

Anyway, Kim went to dinner and she wore an outfit that was really really sparkly, which is kind of a big deal because Kim doesn't wear a lot of sparkly outfits. Especially not outfits that are this sparkly, which is to say head-to-toe super-sparkly. Again, what the hell was that photog doing keeping these photos to himself for so long? The world needs to see what Kim Kardashian is wearing. Kim's outfits are like oxygen — they give us all life. He should be flogged for this. Flogged, I say!

So, yeah, Kim wore a sparkly tank top with a sparkly pair of leggings and sparkly high heels. It doesn't look like she wore underwear, but that's par for the course with Kim. Then again, maybe she did wear underwear. Who knows? She definitely didn't wear a bra, but feel free to take a closer look and try to figure out her south-of-the-border situation for yourself.

This isn't the first time Kim has chosen leggings for a night out. She wore a velvety navy pair on July 10, pairing them with a sheer black bralette and black blazer. Those photos were made available to the public right away and in indulgently large quantities as is only right and just and decent!

I'm not saying that other photographer is a monster. I'll leave that up to you, because I'm a journalist and that means I'm impartial. Impartial AF! Journalist. Impartial. Kim Kardashian. Integrity.

And on that note, here are some sparkly leggings and stuff so you can get some version Kim's look for yourself. You're welcome!

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