Jennifer Aniston and new hubby Justin Theroux have stayed pretty hush-hush about their recent nuptials, much to our dismay.
Despite an evil prank leading us to falsely believe Jen had revealed her mindblowingly gorgeous dress, all we really know about the wedding is that Jimmy Kimmel officiated the ceremony, and that Joey and Chandler weren't invited. Which we're still a bit pissed off about if we're honest.
Until now, that is, when Justin Theroux gushed about his new bride.
Talking to People magazine, Justin said that officially having a ball and chain "does feel different". Cute.
And he continued, saying: "I'm very happy. It's nice to be able to look down and see a new piece of jewellery on my finger." He likes the bling, does our Justin.
Meanwhile, Jennifer - who's been busy showing off her own rock while promoting new film She's Funny That Way - has described married life as feeling "natural". Which you'd kind of hope was the case.
When prompted for details of the ceremony, she stayed schtum, saying: "We had the beautiful luxury of having a beautiful private moment and I'm going to be selfish and keep it that way!"
Oh, the sly fox.
But we know this much: the pair have been gallivanting around Bora Bora in the five-star Four Seasons resort in celebration of their new man-and-wife status. So that's nice for them.
Congratulations, you two.
By Catriona Harvey-Jenner
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