Only Kim Kardashian Would Have This as Her New Year's Resolution

While your New Year's resolution might be to get a Kim Kardashian-esque butt — and you can get a head start with the #CosmoButtChallenge — Kim's got some goals of her own, according to a recent post on her app. She claims she's opposed to resolutions pegged to the new year, but in spite of that, she shared quite a lengthy to-do list for the coming months. It includes setting out to lose her baby weight, finishing her house, doing more "kool" photo shoots for her site, meeting more of her Twitter followers, planning a West family vacation, and, best of all, learning to do ~**tHe SpLiTs!**~. Meaning? Instagram, you're going down.

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