Kim Kardashian Just Launched New Animated Kimoji Kimogifs And They're Straight Up Raunchy

For all your animated stripper emoji needs

21 March, 2018

Kim Kardashian's New Kimogifs are Here to Take Your Sexting Game to a Weird Place

Oh, Kim Kardashian. Not since you first launched Kimoji have we been so intrigued by the inner workings of your dark, depraved mind.

Did we understand why we would ever need an emoji of cartoon tits modelled on the magnificent breasts of Kim Kardashian, with a little modesty bar across the nips? No. We have questioned that endlessly, every day since that first download, as we desperately searched for a moment in conversation to casually drop in entirely relevant kimoji.

Did we question the need for a nude pregnant Kim emoji in the world? Of course.

But those were your choices, Kim. And we respected them. We bowed down to you as a clear emojinnovator.

And now you have dazzled us once again, introducing into the world Kimogifs. Yep. These are Kimoji, but animated. So they're gifs. They work in the same way as Kimoji - stickers you'll have to copy/paste into your texts, and the concept is very exciting.

The thing is, Kim's mysterious mind has started off her new Kimogif venture with some of the raunchiest gifs we've ever seen (other than those gay porn gifs all over Tumblr, but now is not the time to discuss that).

Again, we question the sexual nature of Kim's daily emoji needs. Consider this: when Kim was brainstorming moving animated emoji she could really do with in her life, she quickly came up with the following:

1. 'How about me, on a stripper pole?' We imagine this will be used when asking Kanye to pick up more almond milk on his way back from the studio.

2. 'Oh, and you know what I'm ALWAYS looking for? A little Love Heart that reads: Just the tip.'

3. 'OOH, and two fish tacos side by side! Is it a euphemism or my lunch options? WHO KNOWS, THAT'S THE FUN.'

(These are all more entertaining if you imagine them being said to some very serious tech types going bright red at the prospect of cartoon boobage)

Other intriguing new Kimoji: two bin bags, a Love Heart that reads 'baby dick', a Love Heart that reads 'pull out', Kim's body wrapped in fairy lights, a syringe, a skunk, chocolate syrup, a cherub, a pram, Kim's boobs covered in heart-shaped nipple pasties, churros, and massage oil.

So basically, Kimmy K is here to up your sexting game, and make all other conversations deeply uncomfortable.

Also, there's this magical moment, now in Kimogif form: