If Disney Princes Were Justin Bieber

1. Simba is baby bangs Bieber.

TOO CUTE. (And remember, Simba is lion royalty technically, although FYI this list will be taking some liberties with the Disney prince canon.)

2. Frozen's Kristoff is Rolling Stone cover Bieber — you know, the infamous "HOT READY LEGAL" moment. 

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Kristoff is ice cold though, to be fair.

3. Meanwhile, Hans is mug shot Bieber.

4. Mulan's Li Shang is Calvin Klein campaign Bieber. So here for this.

5. Aladdin is pet monkey Justin Bieber.

Because Abu should never be forgotten (like Bieber's monkey Mally was — Justin literally left him behind in Germany following some vaccination/customs drama). 

6. Snow White and her Prince as early days Jelena.

Snow White Selena and the Seven Thousand Internet Trolls, in other words.

7. John Smith is Vogue model Justin Bieber (with Pocahontas as Kendall Jenner, natch).

8. Peter Pan is "Believe" tour Bieber.

He can fly, after all! Also, this was the time Justin refused to grow up, you know?!

9. The Beast is Comedy Central roast Bieber, because he did get railed on a lot.

Also, this makes Snoop Dogg Lumiere and Martha Stewart Mrs. Potts, and that is just perfect.

10. Tarzan and Hercules as drop-crotch pants Bieber.

It's better than a loin cloth or toga, except wait, is it really?!

11. Naveen as wet-hair Billboard cover Bieber.

Note that frog tattoo; the whole wet-hair deal was such a good look for the Biebs.

12. And a bad boy Bieber bonus: Mushu is spit-take Bieber, because remember when that happened?!

It was a dark time, admittedly, but Mushu spits too!

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