12 Hilarious Texts That Define Your Sex Life

If you don't have friends who can text personal details about your sex life too, you aren't really living. The post-hookup gab sesh is sometimes (unfortunately) the most exciting part of the whole shebang. I wish it weren't true but like, sometimes it just is.

​1. When you think you're having a casual, NBD one night stand, but maybe you actually have a new roommate.

​2.​ ​When you can't actually get laid because you randomly took home a condom connoisseur and he didn't come with his own supply, like a GD adult. 

3. When you lose hope in all humanity (and all orgasms). 

4. When you realize that old habits die hard and adult women can't walk around with hickeys at work.

5. When you literally can't even describe the sexual experience you had and gotta meet up IRL to give a thorough play-by-play.

6. When you have such a great orgasm that you become blessed with the ability to sing as beautifully as Adele.

7. When you thought it was gonna be great but it was over so fast you can't really make a judgement call.

8. When you feel as though the gods are slut shaming you for having  vivacious and exciting sex life, and remember why being a woman is unfair.

9. When you are basically just a fuckboy.

10. When you realize nothing will ever be the same after what you just experienced.

11. When you are essentially a feminist hero and deserve a goddamn medal to be quite honest. 

12. When your friends are salty AF but also supportive of your life choices. 

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