11 Tinder Bios So Bad You'll Want To Throw Yourself Into The Sea

As someone who spends a significant amount of their life on Tinder, I've seen a lot of memorable really awesome, funny, and sweet Tinder bios, but I've also seen a lot of WTF Tinder bios (what's up, guy who just wrote "Feminist in the street, misogynist in the bed"). Here are my (least) favorites. 

1. The Guy Who Kind Of Understands Feminism Sort Of?

[tumblr ]http://malefeministsoftinder.tumblr.com/post/139792888071/i-love-feministswhen-theyre-buying-me-dinner[/tumblr]​

2. The Guy Who Tries To Sound Progressive And Smart But Just Makes You Want To Punch Him. 

[tumblr ]http://malefeministsoftinder.tumblr.com/post/139640187446/pro-higher-wages-for-chicks-dames-broads-and[/tumblr]​

3. The Guy Who Wants Points For Hating Slavery, Hitler, Cancer, Poverty, And Things Literally Every Person With A Pulse Should Hate (Except For Jews Because WTF???). 

[tumblr ]http://malefeministsoftinder.tumblr.com/post/138305143821/likes-equality-dislikes-racism-hitler[/tumblr]​

4. The Guy Who Says He Only Wants Women Who Are Confident Enough To Message First, Thereby Distracting From The Fact That He's Probably Just Too Lazy To Message You First. 

[tumblr ]http://malefeministsoftinder.tumblr.com/post/137957283721/not-cause-im-lazy-i-just-believe-in-equality[/tumblr]​

5. The Guy Who Just Randomly Mentions A Bunch Of Crap He Thinks Women Are Into, Including Beyonce And Whatever (And Whoa, Then It Gets Kind Of Racist). 

[tumblr ]http://malefeministsoftinder.tumblr.com/post/137662990791/blah-blah-consensual-sex-betty-friedan-and[/tumblr]​

6. The Guy Who's Taking Out His Previous Tinder Experiences On You When You Haven't Even Done Anything Wrong Yet.

[tumblr ]http://malefeministsoftinder.tumblr.com/post/135868088091/please-dont-waste-his-time-with-your-stupid[/tumblr]​

7. The Guy Who Mentions That He Likes Something Literally Everyone On The Planet Likes, As If That Really Told You Something Personal About Him. 

[tumblr ]http://malefeministsoftinder.tumblr.com/post/139239405376/feminist-who-enjoys-fun-and-is-also-a-28-year-old[/tumblr]​

8. The Guy Who Says He Doesn't Want Anything Serious But Doesn't Want A One Night Stand Either So Maybe Like A Fuck Buddy But Maybe Not Who Knows. 

[tumblr ]http://malefeministsoftinder.tumblr.com/post/141264731736/im-a-feminist-who-eats-ice-cream-at[/tumblr]​

9. The Guy Who Thinks That Traveling Has Made Him Really Deep Or Whatever.

[tumblr ]http://malefeministsoftinder.tumblr.com/post/141205205611/dislikes-racism-sexism-toxic-masculinity[/tumblr]​

10. The Guy Who Basically Admits He's Just On Tinder To Stare At Photos, Like That'll Make You Super Psyched About Swiping Right. 

[tumblr ]http://malefeministsoftinder.tumblr.com/post/141092039606/im-a-hedonist-whos-also-super-anti-poverty-and[/tumblr]​

11. The Guy Who Says Something Great, Then Something Awful, And Then Doesn't Even Get The Wordplay Right. 

[tumblr ]http://malefeministsoftinder.tumblr.com/post/135820977831/theres-something-for-everyone-here-plus-you-get[/tumblr]​

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