15 Thoughts Every Girl has When Wearing Skinny Jeans

1. ​Putting them on is basically my day's workout... 15 minutes of high-intensity tugging

2. Were they this tight last time I wore them? Either way, it's not looking good for me right now.

3. They blatantly shrunk in the wash… because NOTHING should be this hard

4. I have never been more aware of my vagina

5. This is the best my ass has ever looked... I'm basically a Kardashian

6. Sitting down is pretty painful... By the end of the day I might just get used to the stabbing of my jeans in my stomach that occurs when ever I sit down/move. 

7. Note to self: next time I must wear longer top to cover up inevitable sitting down butt crack situations... (and the muffin top).

8. Yep, that's me sitting at my desk with my flies undone... judge and be judged.

9. Standing up isn't great either... my skinny jeans are now pedal pushers, eternally stuck on my calves. 

10. I wonder if Kate Moss has the same urge to rip off her skinnies and burn them? Probs not.

11. When I get naked later... I really hope he doesn't notice the seam imprints running up my legs.

12. That's if I CAN get naked later... Pretty sure I'm stuck in these forever.

13. Counts the hours until the end of the day... when this HELL will finally be over.

14. *Day dreams about wearing a onesie*

15. But, at the same time... HEY EVERYBODY! Come see how good I look!