​#1 "What do you mean you have nothing to wear? Don't you have a huge closet full of free clothes you can just take home whenever you want, like The Devil Wears Prada?"

#2 "So, do you guys like, all only eat salads all the time?'

#3 "Seriously? You went to work in jeans? Can't they fire you for that?'

#4 "How do you even have any real friends at that place. I hear everyone is basically a huge, two-faced super-b*tch. Well, mostly."

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#5 "I bet you're always, like, drinking martinis in your meetings, aren't you? Come oooon, you can tell us."

#6 "You went to work in sneakers? Can't they fire you for that?"

#7 "Wait, so is your boss just like Miranda Priestly from The Devil Wears Prada?"

#8 "So, I'm guessing everyone who works at your office is a size zero? Or like, size two on a bad day or whatever?"

#9 "Do you guys read books and stuff much? Like, stuff that isn't catalogues?"

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#10 "You're probably judging me for coming to dinner in a sweatshirt, aren't you?"

#11 "Oh, but you guys have the BEST job. You just try on cute clothes all day and hang out with celebrities!"

#12 "But, like, how hard is it to shoot something really?"

#13 "So, like, who's the Emily in your office? You know, like from The Devil Wears Prada?"

​#14 "Don't you just, like, shop all day and call it research?"

What do you think?