This New Theory Behind the Meaning of the Sassy Pink Lady Emoji Will Blow Your Gourd

​Mic brings our attention to a new mystery of our time: WTF is the pink lady emoji's deal even?!

Most of us use her to be accompany a message that's essentially, "Here's some amazing news because I'm super wonderful and deserve everything awesome!" However, Jessi Stern, 26, an event planner from Toronto, says the pink lady emoji is about something else altogether and it's ~blowing minds~ across the Internet:

So, basically, after the party:

Comes the after party:

I mean, it is a pretty great haircut, so this is entirely plausible.

And then there's always Unicode, the creators of the emoji app; they call her the "Information Desk Person" so maybe she's just a super happy telemarketer?​

What do you think? Is the pink lady emoji actually a sassy lass who is like, "Check me out! I'm the best!" or is she just like, "I got haircut y'all!"?? This might become a question for the ages. What's the meaning of life? Is that dress blue and black or white and gold? Is the pink lady emoji crazy proud of her haircut or just a sassy b?" 

We might never know, and that's OK. We must become comfortable with uncertainty in this new age of emoji. 

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