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This Is How Every Conversation About Casual Sex Should Go

"Good luck with your genitals."

21 March, 2018
This Is How Every Conversation About Casual Sex Should Go

While most of us initiate casual sex via a series of awkward conversations, misunderstandings, and innuendo, a new video from YouTube user exurb1a​ shows how things would ideally go down instead, Mic reports.​

In the short but spot-on video, two people (aka photos of Robert Downey Jr. and Scarlett Johansson/Gwyneth Paltrow because why not) are as direct as many of us would be if society allowed us to walk up to someone and say, "Look, I find you sexually appealing. Do you want to have some nice sex with me?" 

My favorite interaction from the video reads as such:

Man: "Good evening, female human."

Woman: "Good evening, male human."

Man: "You strike me as rather aesthetically pleasing and I like your clothes also."

Woman: "Thank you. You are aesthetically pleasing to me too."

Man: "Excellent. Are you currently engaging in coitus with any other man at this present time?"

Woman: "No, I am not."

Man: "Exemplary. I enjoy the outdoors and rock music, and I am not a murderer."

And then they both go to one of their apartments to hook up, grateful they didn't have to "spend hours of small talk pretending we weren't going to screw, only to inevitably screw hours from now."

Why can't this be the way casual sex happens in the real world? Why?

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