This is the stuff viral memes are made of.More
I'm not sure what that thing on her shoulders is supposed to be, but it looks like a lampshade from an Old West saloon.
It's like he is actively trying to look as unappealing as possible. We get it! You're more than just Jordan Catalano, angsty super hunk of our collective teenage dreams. You're also an '80s wedding singer with a hipster beard and Jesus hair.