1) "Are you dating anyone yet?"
Um..no. Stilllll single.
2) "I am sooooo happy to be out of the dating game!"
Must be nice! *rolls eyes*
3) "How are you still single?!"
I dont know! Why don't you tell me??
4) "You are too picky!"
Um... maybe I just haven't found a guy worth my time!
5) "You will meet someone when the time is right".
You said that a year ago.
6) "I have a friend I can set you up with"
7) "Have you tried Tinder?"
No...and definitely not going to either.
8) "Do you want to get married?"
You will definitely not be invited when I do.
9) "Being single is amazingggg!"
Oh yeah, totally! Going to weddings alone is my idea of a good time!
10) When you least expect it, it will happen.