11 Things You Would Only Experience If You Were A Kardashian

1. When you hear that Pineapple Juice is supposed to make your Vagina smell better, and you decide to have a sisterly sniff-off! ​

2. When you lose a pair of diamond earrings in the ocean—worth $75,000—while on a family vacay in Bora Bora​.

3.  The youngest member of your family dates a man whose child's mum is engaged to another family member. ​

4.When you wake your sister up in the morning—and she sends you an e-mail calling you a spiteful, jealous, evil, disgusting troll. ​

5. When family jokes include ones about your sister's singing career. ​​

6. When mom-daughter bonding includes discussing (and joking about) your mom's sex tape. 

7. When sister bonding includes discussing your sister's sex tape. ​

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8. When your sister is going to jail, but all you really want to do is take selfle. ​

9.  When the paparazzi is hounding you, and you want some alone time, so you just send them to your sister. ​

10.  When discussing whether your sister's ass is fake is a completely normal lunch conversation. ​

11.  When asked about her favourite day, your mother talks about when she met Oprah (over the birth of her grandchild).