10 Sex Tips From Bollywood Movies That You Should *Never* Ever Follow!

Disclaimer: Do not take these tips seriously, unless you're in a Bollywood movie.

1. That dancing to a raunchy item number, after you get laid, is the only way to boast about it: Ishaqzaade.

Yeah, because showing-off to the whole world that you just had sex is gentlemanly behaviour. That's what every girl wants in their 'Mr. Right'.

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2. That your girlfriend should be okay with the fact, that you just fooled around with her best friend: Cocktail.

'So, I've secretly been hitting on your best friend, because she seems more my style. I hope you're cool with that, because that's what we're doing.' You see why this might be a problem if you try it out in real-life?

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3. That being paid to be an escort is understandable, especially, when you're in a relationship: Desi Boyz.

Even if you're an escort to earn money for your partner, it's still not cool for some people!

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4. That not using protection, is the 'in' thing:Salaam Namaste.

This NEVER ends well, even in the fabricated movie-world. You will end up getting your girl pregnant! And what a bonus, if she decides to keep the kid.

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5. That mixing pleasure with business, is the best way to start your own company: Band Baaja Baaraat.

Because a one-night stand, can't just be a one-night stand, if you're f*cking doing business with them, and see them every day!

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6. That recording yourself, doing the nasty, isn't a buzzkill: Race.

Just no, and bonus, if your deranged brother is watching too. Ugh, so creepy.

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7. That having sex in a haunted house, should definitely be in your "public places to have sex, bucket list" Ragini MMS.

Sex before ghosts, bro.

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8. That having sex in a car is totally cool, in a country where PDA is a punishable offense: PK.

Bollywood seems to love the idea of sex in public, but even kissing in public creates headlines in India. We would really urge you not to try this one.

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9. That the best way to 'get it on,' is by getting wet in the rain: Hum Tum.

Rain has been embraced by Bollywood as a symbol of wetness, no sh*t. Hopefully, it *comes* again another day.

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10. That questionably 'erotic' dance moves, are a major turn-on: Literally, every Bollywood movie.

Said no one ever. Because nothing is more sensual than dancing around trees, right?

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