The Stages Of Sunday When You're a Social Butterfly

"Seriously, though, that traffic was CRAZY"

8am: Alarm bells! Damn you, phone! WHY did I not turn off my weekday alarm! Now I'll never go back to bed!

8:01am: Zzzzzzzz

10am: Mmmm. Why can't I sleep in every day! I have so much time still left in the day! I'm going t o jump out of bed in five minutes and make pancakes because YAY SUNDAY PANCAKES!

10:02am Zzzzzzz

12:30pm: Oh dear God. Overslept again. Must push lunch with the girls to 2, because 1pm is clearly undoable. 

Advertisement - Continue Reading Below

12:35pm: Good, everyone's overslept. 2:30 lunch gives me time to watch the new episodes of Modern Family.

2:15pm: "Hi! Hi! Yes, I know, But I'm leaving RIGHT now. Like, I'm on my way out the door!"

2:35pm: Leaving house. Did I turn off the A/C/fan/geyser? Going back into house.

2:45pm: Wheeee! #TrafficFree. #LikeABoss

3:00pm: "So sorry, guys. Mad traffic. Who would've thought, on a Sunday AMIRITE?"

5:00pm: Already late for coffee with boyfriend. "Hi honey! No, just CRAZY traffic"

Most Popular

5:30pm: He's such a nice guy! I should stop making him waiting so much. I'm always invariab-oh sh*t! I Double-booked again!

6:00pm: If I leave now, I can pretend to my school buddies that I just got caught in really bad traffic. Could something have died on the street? Maybe a sleeping cow was blocking the road!

6:30pm: Okay, no, Imma just cancel. "sry guyz cray traffic can't B there "

7:00pm: Do I have time to get changed before dinner? I really should—it's a birthday thing and there WILL be pictures.

8:30pm: Okay, making out makes time go by TOO fast. No time to change—enter lipstick!

9:15pm: "Hiiiii! I know, you guys, but if you'd seen the traffic you'd have killed yourself." 

11:15pm: "Oh god nooooo! I'm too drunk for a selfie NOW! Why couldn't we have taken this when I came in? B*tch, you better not be Instagrammin' this."

2:00am: Ugh, work tomorrow! I really need some R&R. WHY did I not stay in? 

10:00am: Damn it! Overslept! I will NEVER turn off my weekday alarm again! 

What do you think?

Life
Share
Revealed: This is What Your Handwriting Says About Your Personality
For instance, handwriting that is bunched up and non-aligned, indicates a LIE!
Life
Share
Take a Rare Look Inside the Royal Family's Train
It's basically Kensington Palace on wheels.
Life
Share
What To Do If You're Harassed At Work — And HR Isn't Helping
All your options, whether you're discriminated against for your sex, race, religion, age, or disability.
Life
Share
Nita Ambani's iPhone Worth $48.5 Million? Here's the Truth Behind *Those* Viral Stories
WE'D BE REALLY JEAOUS IF THAT'S THE CASE!
Life
Share
The Art Fest You Need to Checkout RN
We've got your weekend sorted!
Life
Share
There Goes Your Social Life: The Pokémon Go Creators Are Making a Harry Potter Game
Accio, decent LTE service!
Life
Share
Nutella Changed Its Secret Recipe, Invoked Wrath From the Internet Like the World Has Never Seen
It's good for you now! (Kidding. Kidding. It's not.)
Life
Share
India Now Has Its Very Own Cherry Blossom Festival
Wohooo!
Life
Share
Seriously Ill 5-Year-Old Gets the Wedding Photo Shoot of Her Dreams
I'm not crying, you're crying.
Life
Share
Your Horoscope For The Week of November 6
Everything you need to know for the upcoming week.