OMG! How You Like Your Coffee Can Reveal Your Sex Life

Our weekend just got a li'l more exciting!

There are a bazillion researches that conclude that drinking coffee is great way to kick-start your mornings and help you face work/life like a total ninja! Aand... there is also another set of bazillion studies that prove two cups of coffee a day can dramatically improve your sex life!

While standing in line to get our fix of morning coffee at the office machine, we sneakily try to gauge about that cute guy at work by how he likes his coffee: 'Three cubes of sugar... He's definitely an indulgent sweet tooth.' Did we get that right? But now, you can not just make snap judgments about people's personalities, but also unravel their sex life! Awesome, right?

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So, here's all the dope on it!

Cappuccino: It's the missionary position of the coffee world. But hey, that's not a bad thing. You might be predictable but that also means that you know what ya want!

Espresso: You don't care about no size and are aware that powerful things can come in small packages.

Anything Mocha: Lover of all things chocolate...in every sense of the word!

Everything Iced: So you like your morning fix of caffeine come to you through a straw, that shows your prowess in… uh, you get the picture, right?!

Macchiato: Well, you're a hard nut to crack, but one thing's for sure... you have a thing for the exotic. Need we say more?

Ordering something new errryday: Ah, you crave adventure! Mystery seduces you and brings an air of excitement in your life!

What do you think?

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