23 Things You Should Know Before Dating a Girl Who is Addicted to High Heels

1. Don't be expected to buy her any gifts aside from shoes for any of her birthdays, Valentine's, anniversaries, or any other occasion ever.

2. You will need to occasionally buy her dinner, (because she's spent all of her own money on heels).

3. If you need to go anywhere, calculate a normal journey time, then double it. 

4. ​But really, don't expect her to walk anywhere. This will NOT go down well.

5. Make sure you have taxi numbers on speed dial - in case of emergencies or, you know, you want to get home without her crying.

6. Blister plasters will become part of your weekly shop.

7. Stepping on discarded, old gel inserts/blister plasters/insoles will happen a lot.

8. You will need to learn the subtle differences between eight pairs of black stilettos in order to give outfit advice.

9. Spending Saturday afternoons on a sofa in the shoe lounge is your future.

10. There may be nights when she is taller than you.

11. She may not always need to be wasted to fall over.

12. Going anywhere cobbled? Forget it.

13. Likewise, fields.

14. You might be expected to leave the dance floor at a party to sit next to your girlfriend who is no longer able to walk.

15. There is an 80% chance you'll end up carrying her shoes at the end of the night.

16. There is a 19.9% chance you'll end up carrying her at the end of the night.

17. There is a 0.01% chance she will be able to walk home by herself.

18. Learn these names: Christian Louboutin, Nicholas Kirkwood and Sophie Webster.

19. Learn these words: stiletto, platform, sandal, T-bar, peep-toe.

20. Nothing will annoy her more than ugly shoes​.

21. Complaining - you'll need to be good at enduring it.

22. If you ever buy her a handbag, make sure there's room for 'emergency flats'.

23. NEVER question why she continues to wear heels every night even though they cause her so much pain.