16 Things You'll Only Understand If You're Friends With Someone Who Gets Drunk Easily

You're really jealous of how cheap a night out for them must be.

21 March, 2018

16 Things You'll Only Understand If You're Friends With Someone Who Gets Drunk Easily

1. You have to check on them after one drink to see if they're OK or if they need to have a piece of bread. No really, this happens on the regular.

2. You're really jealous of how cheap a night out for them must be and half wish you could be inappropriately drunk after two drinks like they can.

3. You're still pretty sober by the time they're wasted, and can tell how drunk they are by how early they reach for a glass of water.

4.Civilised, chilled drinks at home inevitably turns into a total drunk fest with a lightweight because they just CANNOT handle a single unit of alcohol.

5. Taking them for dinner with your parents can be a nightmare because one glass of wine and WHOOSH, they're drunk.

6. Everyone picks on them during drinking games and they end up being a total gonner before anyone else has even touched a drink.

7.You have to stop them from drunk texting by 8.30pm, partly because it's every friend's duty to do so, but also because the person they're drunk texting probably hasn't even had their first drink yet.

8. You've forgotten the amount of times they've cornered you for a deep chat at 9pm and all you've thought is 'I am SO not drunk enough for this'.

9. No matter how hard they try, they'll never be in sync with the rest of the group's level of sober-ness. When you're having the time of your life at 4am, they were probably ready to go home when the alcohol wore off 3 hours ago.

10. As soon as you see your lightweight friend reaching to mix drinks, it's a MASSIVE NO NO. Please don't have a beer and then a vodka shot because it'll result in vomit and no one wants that.

11. Oh yeah, your lightweight friend is usually a vomiter too. Enough said.

12. They pester you to go for chips and drunk food when you're barely even drunk yet. No mate, that's not how this works.

13. They usually don't get hangovers the morning after because they stopped drinking earlier and it kicks in when they're asleep. SO ANNOYING FFS.

14. You can't remember the last time they bought a drink in the club that they actually needed. Chances are they were drunk off the free stuff at pre-drinks.

15. You dread to think how they behave at work parties and kind of wish you were there to protect them from TOTAL humiliation like you are most other nights.

16. But it's OK, because you usually have a great night together and whilst you may have to look after them early in the night, they have your back later. YAAS.