18 Guys Reveal the Best Thing a Woman has Ever Said in Bed (NSFW)

Talking dirty is sorta like doing your taxes — everyone does it, but no one really talks about how, exactly. So we're all just pretty much left in the dark, fumbling with our own sexy phrases with the time comes (?​)(?​). There are tips for how to do good dirty talk, and there's evidence that guys like it, but what are women ​actually​ saying that men like? Cosmopolitan.com spoke with 18 twentysomething guys about the best things they've heard in bed (thus far). Warning: These get pretty vulgar.

1. "One of my favorites was, 'How are you doing that?'​" —Peter, 24​

2. "She told me that she wanted me to fuck another girl and think about her, and then tell her about it." —David, 24​

3. "'Your dick is like a paper towel roll.'" —​Luke, 23​

4. "I was fucking this girl once and she was someone I saw regularly, we were always on the same page, and this one time, we did a full-on daddy/little girl thing and it was awesome. She said things like, 'Don't worry, Daddy, I won't tell Mommy​,' and, '​I keep my ass really nice and tight for you, Daddy​.' It was fun, and not something I knew I even liked until we were in it. Dirty talk should be a means to forget who each of you are for a while." —Mark, 24​

5. "Let's see ... 'Lick that fucking pussy​,' and, 'Fuck that pussy​.' Same girl, same bonk sesh." —Austin, 25

6. "Like whilst taking it out and handling it for the first time, she said, 'Huh, you actually have a fairly large penis.'" —Brian, 24​

7. "I remember one time I went home with a girl and we used up the condoms she had, and we were fooling around and started doing it without one, and she kept talking about how we shouldn't be doing it and how it was wrong. That was pretty hot." —Daniel, 24​

8. "'​I want you to cover me with your cum, baby​.'" —​Will, 23

9. "'Wanna do anal?'" —Eric​, 20

10. "'Wrong hole, but that's OK.'" —Kevin, 21

11. "'Come on my ass.'" —Alex​, 21

12. "'Tell me everything you want and I can make it happen.'" —James, 20

​13. "'I'm not going to be able to walk tomorrow.'" —Steven, 22

14. "'Can you take me from behind?'" —Marcus, 26

15. "One time, my girl looked like she was about to say something but she became speechless. Her eyes rolled to the back of her head and she started shaking — such a turn-on." —Michael, 22

16. "'I love you so fucking much.'" —Jordan, 23

17. "'I wouldn't trade this dick for anything.'" —Clay, 21

18. "'I think for a split second, I might have seen god.'" —Wallace, 21

All names have been changed.​

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