19 Hilarious Texts That Define Your Dating Life

We've all gotten and sent texts like these.

21 March, 2018
19 Hilarious Texts That Define Your Dating Life

Sometimes the best part of the date is after it's over, and you get to text your friends about whatever crazy antics went down while you were out. Even if the date is really awful, hopefully you can at least laugh about it in your group text later, amirite?

​1. After a bad date your friends encouraged you to go on, because you've been single for a while now and they're a little worried.

​2. After you were ditched at the table for almost an hour and are wondering if maybe the guy you just went out with was texting his friends shit about you while he was "in the bathroom."

3. After you get home and are still starving, because this man apparently never learned how to share.

4. After you realize your date might low-key be a conspiracy theorist.

5. After a great date that you thought was basically perfect, until you got home and looked in the mirror.

6. After a great date that you thought was basically perfect but can't really be too sure because you might've been a little gassy.

7. After you realize you might've just aided some creep in cheating on his girlfriend?

8. After a good date that ended in the weirdest mixed signal, and now you're wondering if maybe this guy legit thinks you're just a bro who wants to chill and watch sports.

9. After you realize that even adult men can be terrible kissers, and maybe it's your job to teach this one the error of his ways.

10. After an actual successful date with a really great guy, and whoops, maybe you're already buying bridal catalogues, but that's not weird, right? Ha ha.

​11. After you thought it was cool that he was taking you to a fancy restaurant, but then were so, so disappointed.

​12. After a date that might've actually just been a therapy session (you were the therapist). 

13. After you got called out for eating your share of popcorn and realized there's just no way for two humans to share a single bag at the movies.

14. After you realize he might've just asked you out by mistake and possibly thinks you're a different person.

15. After he basically used you as an excuse to buy himself a super-expensive dinner and then make you pay for it.

16. After he pulled a shitty move by inviting his friends, but it's cool because you can make the best out of any situation. 

17. After you realized you might've ruined any future you have with this random person and just gotta cut your loses.

18. After you go on a date with a guy you're ​pretty sure​ is a raging misogynist and you just could not. 

19. After a really great date but wait, ask me again in the morning.

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Credit: Cosmopolitan
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