Kanye West has Finally Discovered His Single Greatest Quality

No, it is not his winning smile

21 March, 2018
Very Important News: Kanye West has Finally Discovered His Single Greatest Quality

​It's happened. Kanye has done it. 

Kanye has finally, finally discovered the answer to the question we've been asking  every night for the last ten years: what on earth is Kanye's single greatest quality? 

Because seriously, he HAS SO MANY. Is it his smile? His passion for ice cream? His invention of the leather jogging bottom? 

Could it be his marriage to Kim? His musical talents? His genius? That he is a God? That he is the greatest mind of our generation? 

C'mon Kanye, don't leave us hanging. 

Kanye yeezily cracked the code after years of struggle, taking to Twitter to finally reveal, once and for all, what the one thing is that makes Kanye so glorious. It's that he cares. "I have discovered my single greatest quality," decreed Kanye West on the 13th of March. "I care."

[twitter ]https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/709095376830201856" >

"Everyone can say anything they want about me [writer's note: Except that he did not invent the leather jogging pant, you monsters] but they could never say I didn't care." He then goes on to list things he cares about, including "people", "our future", "truth", and "quality". 

We're now pretty convinced that Kanye is getting his presidential campaign back up and running. Think about it. 

And to be fair, it's all true. Just look at Kanye caring about people:

Look at him caring about our future: 

Marvel as he cares about truth:

And observe his true care for quality:

#KANYECARES #KANYE2020

Kanye went on to proclaim that he believes in us, thinks human beings can create a true Utopia, and that he would really quite like to redesign the Clippers mascot, which FYI looks like this:

[twitter ]https://twitter.com/WSUCfm/status/705225057237393409" >

Also, Kanye's favourite song of 2015 was 'What Do You Mean' by Justin Bieber. Please adjust your carefully curated playlists accordingly. 

[twitter ]https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/709070533581774848" >

Credit: Cosmopolitan
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