If ever you find yourself with a bit of spare time and in need of a giggle, we'd suggest you head over to this Reddit thread: male users on the forum-based site are describing their penises using nothing but film titles, and it's LOL.
Prepare yourself for some self-deprecation and a whole host of hyperbole...
Bravo, bravo.
Other favourites of ours include What Women Want (assumptive), Titanic (ambitious), Deep Impact (vom) and There Will Be Blood (I hope not). How very creative.
Do enjoy the rest of your day.
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