Here Are All His Snapchat Interactions, Decoded

1. What he sends: A photo of his abs while he's at the gym with the weightlifting emoji over it

What he means: "FYI, I've done at least one pull-up today and it went pretty well. Also, here's my body. You can have sex with it if you want."

2. What he sends: ~*Nudes*~

What he means: "Please send nudes also/let me know if you enthusiastically consent to some sex soon."

3. What he sends: Photos of what he's eating right now for some reason with a caption that just says "pumped"

What he means: "I'm thinking about you and I couldn't figure out what to send so I'm sending photos of food because whatever, it's casual. Also, I think about you a lot."

4. What he sends: A video of him driving down the highway with the radio blasting EDM, but the video isn't of him at all, it's of the road

What he means: "Ask me where I'm going and what I'm thinking about because my answers will be 'Somewhere dope' and 'Deep shit most people wouldn't understand.'"

5. What he sends: A picture of him lying in bed at 1 a.m. with the caption, "sup"

What he means: "I'm bored and I'd like to talk with you. And if you're topless right now, please mention it so I know. Also I think about you before I go to sleep, which is either cute or just means I'm horny. Keep talking to me to find out."

6. What he sends: Photos of him partying with his friends who stole his phone and wanted to show you he was partying

What he means: "She's going to think my friends stole my phone so they could show this girl I like that I'm important and sought after and everyone's into me. Which was my plan all along. My friends were just pawns. Mwahaha."

7. What he sends: Snaps of his cooking mishaps every time he attempts to cook something besides mac 'n cheese

What he means: "LOL, I am bad at stuff, but, like, in a hot way. Please snap me back and confirm it's in a hot way."

8. What he sends: A picture in the middle of the night that's just a black void because it's so dark along with the caption, "so bored lol"

What he means: "And I wish you were here in bed with me doing things that aren't boring. Things like sex."

9. What he sends: A video of him at this cool party he's at, with no caption at all

What he means: "I don't know if you know this, but I have friends and leave my house. If that turns you on, I'm sexually available."

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