This Viral Sex Toy GIF Is the Best Thing I've Ever Seen

One of the most satisfying things is when one thing fits perfectly into another thing — like when a pen cap fits ​perfectly​ on its pen, or literally any other scenario from this Tumblr page that's basically just porn. It soothes some weird part of my brain, reminds me that maybe there are truly good things in this world, that everything — if only for the moment the one thing fits perfectly into the other thing — is gonna be OK.

This phenomenon could explain why I can't bring myself to stop watching this dang GIF of a guy catching a pink dildo in his mouth. Look at the perfect arc the dildo takes in the air. Look at how he moves his head to catch it exactly in the middle of his mouth. Just when you think he might miss — he doesn't. Nothing but net. A perfect catch. Truly a thing of beauty.

According to Daily Dot, the GIF first appeared on Reddit r/unexpected, and gained more than 5,700 upvotes in just 11 hours. I can't blame a single person who upvoted this thing. It is true art.  

Join me, friend. Join me in watching this GIF on repeat all day. Join me in keeping this tab open on the side of my computer all day, just so I can sneak quick peeks in between doing my actual work. It's not often life hands you something so beautiful, so perfect. Let's cherish it. 

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