This Penis Latte Art Is Everything [NSFW]

Bless whoever made this. Bless them.

21 March, 2018
This Penis Latte Art Is Everything [NSFW]

In the vast sea of intricate latte art, how can you differentiate yourself? Some turn teen heartthrobs in beautiful lattes:

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Some channel #TBT vibes, turning their favorite childhood cartoons into foamy beverage goodness:

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And others are inspired by dicks. That's right. Meet the Instagram account you should absolutely be following, @dicklatte.

[instagram ]http://instagram.com/p/BGDGCu4jAix/?taken-by=dicklatte" data-instgrm-version="14" style="background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:540px; min-width:326px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);" >

The anonymous creator of the account told BuzzFeed that they were teaching themselves how to do latte art, but one morning, a beautiful mistake altered the course of history:

I was trying to pour a heart, but at the last second, a perfectly shaped penis plopped out onto the cup. I laughed and sent a photo to my friend, and we giggled. I promised to get it right the next day, but then it just kept happening.

[instagram ]http://instagram.com/p/BGfeT72jAr6/?taken-by=dicklatte" data-instgrm-version="14" style="background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:540px; min-width:326px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);" >

It was as if the gods were begging this soul to bless the world with infinite latte dicks. The mastermind behind the account keeps delivering better and better dicks. I can't wait for what the future holds. May it be infinite, infinite dick lattes...

[instagram ]http://instagram.com/p/BGSPXAsjAlq/?taken-by=dicklatte" data-instgrm-version="14" style="background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:540px; min-width:326px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);" >

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