15 Beauty Struggles ALL Lazy Girls Know To Be True

WTF even is a facial? It sounds long.

21 March, 2018
15 Beauty Struggles ALL Lazy Girls Know To Be True

1. Dry shampoo = LIFE. I mean, need we say more? 

2. Washing your hair, is like having to pass through the seven circles of hell. WHY, is it just SO hard? Thank f*ck for topknots. 

3. Fake tan, ugh. Underneath the clothes your body is like a patchwork quilt of different fake tan shades. Because whyyy would you go to the effort of tanning your ENTIRE body when only your arms and ankles are on show? Ain't nobody got time for that. 

Arms, face and neck look like you've had two weeks in St Tropez, but the rest of your body is ghostly pale. The struggle is real. 

4. Skincare routine = face wipes (aka, our one true love ?​)

5. Eye cream? Yeahhh we know it's important, but so is lying in bed and watching Netflix. 

6. Face masks? No, no, no. We'll go as far as moisturiser, and that's only when we're feeling fancy.

7. Shaving our legs. When you have to attempt to dry shave your knees because you wanna wear your ripped skinny jeans. LIFE IS HARD.

8. Trying to curl hair. The result? Add a few waves in the front annnd we're over it. The back, remains poker straight - meh, sorry, not sorry. 

9. WTF even is a facial? It sounds long. 

10. Eyebrows, when they are SO overgrown that you tell people you're growing them out, but you definitely aren't.

Who cares though? Bushy brows are so in. Right?

11. Applying makeup everyday is SO unrealistic. Our routine consists of mascara - which we smudge into our lashline to make it look like we cared enough to apply eyeliner. That's a life hack right there.

12. Sleeping in our makeup. We've messed up so many pillowcases with mascara stains it's almost embarrassing. OH WELL.​

13. Chipped nail polish. When your hands look like you've been foraging through the wilderness.

There are more chips than actual nail polish at this point. 

14. Base coat? Erm no thanks, we'll take the dodgy yellow nail polish stains thank-you very much.

15. The fringe wash = legitimate proof that god exists. 

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Credit: Cosmopolitan
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