20 Things Only Women Who Love to Eat Understand

1. While some people get excited about what clothes they're going to wear for the day, you're more into the three meals you'll be choosing to eat. What will it be today? Tacos? Burgers? Spaghetti?

2. Speaking of clothes, you know exactly what to wear to hide food babies. Ah the trapeze dress, my old friend.

3. Like Beyoncé, you always have hot sauce in your bag. Along with pretty much any other condiments. And granola bars. And chocolate. And just snacks in general.

4. You're a sucker for a smoky eye, because honestly a bold lip just takes too long to reapply after meals. #BeautyTip

5. When traveling with others, you let them plan basically everything — except the food. Should we go to the James Beard award place? Or the one with the famous biscuits? If we hit up two restaurants for brunch and get one savory dish and one sweet dish is that acceptable?

6. You absolutely don't understand people who say they "forgot to eat." Why/who/what/where/how? 

7. People often don't believe that you eat as much as you say. Why would you lie about something like this? 

8. You could spend four hours in a grocery store if, you know, you didn't have other stuff to do. It looks like there is a new variety of cheese that requires most of your Saturday. 

9. You're constantly inventing new ways to eat food because isn't that the spice of life? Grilled cheese and pickles, please.

10. Your power is much stronger when combined... with food. You can be on the brink of madness/exhaustion/death and that can all be changed with a burger and some french fries. 

11. Like Liz Lemon, you truly wish people trying to hit on you could buy you some food instead of a drink. Honestly, it'd get you much further, my friend. 

12. When people ask what you want to do, you always have the same response — "let's go out to eat." What else could be better than that? 

13. But when people ask you what you like to do for fun, you really only have one answer.  Picking new places to eat, of course. 

14. If you're a lady with a larger chest, you know that Bra Crumbs are very real. Who's going to invent a bra crumb-catcher? Anyone?

15. The best compliment you can give us? "You have a really healthy appetite." Thank you for noticing. 

16. Those Pinterest food hacks aren't for show. You truly use them in everyday life. 

17. Sometimes you hurry up and go to sleep while thinking about what you'll be having for breakfast. Also, you wait until the very last minute to brush your teeth, because ugh, what if you want a midnight snack? That is a commitment. 

18. When Ben and Jerry's/Häagen-Dazs​/other ice cream companies introduced those mini, one-serving-size cups, you were a little perplexed. What is this? Ice cream for ants? 

19. Some people might look down on a buffet, while you understand that it's a blessing. So many choices. So grateful.​

20. You may or may not do a little dance prior to/during/after eating.  Food just makes you happy.

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