- 'Hmm. Nice beard. Wonder if his front profile looks just as snazzy.'
- 'I don't how I feel about that suit. I hope he's not a phony.'
- 'I bet he's posing with 100 other people because he's not so easy on the eye!'
- 'Oh god! A selfie. Do you think he's self-obsessed?'
- 'He's probably really, really short. That's why there are no full-length profile.'
- 'Okay, that dog's cute, but can I see your face?'
- 'OMG there's something frisky about his jawline. May be he has a gun.'
- 'Do you think he'll want to just get into my pants.'
- 'His hair is waaay long. This hippie better not make me pay for his drinks.'
- 'Shirtless photos on the beach? Oh god! I should really put my pizza away. He probably goes to the gym more than I do.'
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