10 Things Women Think When They're Swiping Right

'Why is his hair longer than mine?'

  1. 'Hmm. Nice beard. Wonder if his front profile looks just as snazzy.'
  2. 'I don't how I feel about that suit. I hope he's not a phony.'
  3. 'I bet he's posing with 100 other people because he's not so easy on the eye!'
  4. 'Oh god! A selfie. Do you think he's self-obsessed?'
  5. 'He's probably really, really short. That's why there are no full-length profile.'
  6. 'Okay, that dog's cute, but can I see your face?'
  7. 'OMG there's something frisky about his jawline. May be he has a gun.'
  8. 'Do you think he'll want to just get into my pants.'
  9. 'His hair is waaay long. This hippie better not make me pay for his drinks.'
  10.  'Shirtless photos on the beach? Oh god! I should really put my pizza away. He probably goes to the gym more than I do.'

What do you think?

Relationships
Share
10 Signs You Are Dating the Wrong Person
How to figure out if he's Mr. Right when things just arn't going right
Relationships
Share
Is Painful Sex Normal?
There's a difference between "ouch you're hitting my cervix" and a serious medical problem.
Relationships
Share
5 Holiday Sex Gifts That Prove It's Better to Give AND Receive
'Tis the season to get freaky.
Relationships
Share
The Real Reason You Hop From One Relationship To Another — and Why It Might Be Dangerous
There are real benefits to taking time to yourself between relationships, and skipping out on them can lead to an unhealthy pattern.
Relationships
Share
7 Women Reveal the Hottest Sexts They've Ever Gotten [NSFW]
Forward this to your boyfriend and tell him to take note.
Relationships
Share
5 Steamy Sex Positions That Will Ignite Your Sex Drive ASAP
Get your body and mind on the same page, stat.
Relationships
Share
5 Essential Sex Positions You Can Do Without Leaving The Couch
Get off without getting up.
Relationships
Share
6 Guys Describe How They Really Felt About Their Partner's Bodies During Pregnancy
"I never thought I'd call my fiancée's body 'interesting' but that's how it felt for me."
Relationships
Share
Here's What It's Really Like to Have a Small Penis
"I like to think — and I really hope my partners agree — that I've gotten really good at performing oral sex."
Relationships
Share
4 People on When They Realized They Had Foot Fetishes
"I enjoy the feel of the arches of my partner's feet stroking up and down on my penis."