1) Your boobs look really big in that top!
2) Smell me! Do I smell bad?!
3) Do you think she is prettier than me?
4) Quick! Gimme your FB password so I can check out his profile!
5) Do I look skinny in this dress?
6) OMG, RUN! I just farted!
7) Can you go like my new pic on insta?
8) You really need to break up with him!
9) I need to get laid asap!
10) Your mustache is out of control!
11) Dude, you sound psycho!