9 Things Not To Say To A One Night Stand

  1. 'Does this mean we're dating?'
  2. 'Same time next week?'
  3. 'This isn't how I pictured losing my v-card.'
  4. 'Want to come to my parents' place for dinner tonight?'
  5. 'Do you think I'm pretty?'
  6. 'Oh my God, my brother has those exact same boxer shorts!'
  7. 'Do you mind if I use your toothbrush?'
  8. 'Now, where do I put my bride-to-be sash?'
  9. 'Can I Add You On FB?'

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