13 Signs You Couldn't Survive Without Whatsapp

Wait, you want me to make a decision on my own?!

21 March, 2018
13 Signs You Couldn't Survive Without Whatsapp

1. You are incapable of independent thought and spend your Saturday mornings lying in bed wasting precious 'getting ready time' waiting for the group chat leader to tell you your weekend plans.​ 

2. After spending all afternoon planning your night out in said Whatsapp group, you still need clarification as to whether you're going 'out', or 'OUT, out'. Two very different makeup looks people...

3. Once you've established you're going 'out, OUT',there's not a chance in hell you can decide on what makeup you're wearing (gasp)...alone

4. When you can't remember the last time you made an independent decision. Your nail polish needs approval from at least 3 group members.

5. When you already know what you want to wear but send a picture to the group…just in case.

6. But frantically make a same-day delivery order when no one replies.​ Cheers then guys.

7. You rely on your Whatsapp group for everything and regularly send out panic requests. Does anyone have any nail polish remover/cotton wool/eyelash glue/spray tan/tights* that I can borrow RIGHTTHISSECOND? *Delete as applicable

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8. When you're midway through your makeup but have to message the group to see if everyone else is wearing lashes, yeah?

9. And when you're lashes won't stick, the only way to calm yourself down is to send a half-page rant via Whatsapp. LIFE IS SO UNFAIR. 

10. When one of your friend cancels in the group ​and you panic that your carefully applied makeup will go to waste.

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11. You can't remember the last time you made the heels or flats decision on your own. But every time you ask the group, you instantly regret it. What do they know anyway? Meh.

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12. When you smudge your freshly painted nails because you're in a hurry and your group is flooded with sympathy messages. At least when you ​do​ get them right, Rimmel's new Super Gel polishes last up to two weeks eh?

13. But at least you know your friends are always there for you.​

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Credit: Cosmopolitan
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