8 Sex Moves He'll Never, Ever Forget

The tricks, tips, and libidinous mind flips that give new meaning to the words satisfied and gratified. Steal 'em, use them as inspiration, and pass them on to your (worthy) friends.

1. "On my birthday, my girlfriend smeared the cake all over her body and invited me to help myself."—Kendall, 27

2. "She went down on me, naked, with a mirror placed behind her."—Jay, 22

3. "An ex would always say during sex that there wasn't anyplace she'd rather be."—Paul, 22

4. "While we kissed, she reached down and masturbated."—Sam, 23

5. "She said, 'Not to be crude, but you have a truly awesome penis."—Mark, 28

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6. "My girlfriend surprised me with a series of soft-porn videos."—Billy, 24

7. "My girlfriend said during oral sex, 'This is as much for me as for you.'"—Tony, 25

8. "One girl I slept with did a running commentary on an imaginary threesome with another woman."--Si, 27

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