1. "You're having another burger?"
2. "Care to explain this picture of you and your ex that I found in an envelope in a box that was under your bed?"
3. "Would I look better as a chocolate or a chestnut brunette?"
4. "Something's been bothering me about our conversation last month, and I feel like we need to talk about it. Do you really believe season three of Gilmore Girls was the best, or were you just saying that?"
5. "So I know my sister is pretty, but if you had to rate us on a scale of 1 to 10, who would rank higher, and what is my score?"
6. "Remember how I mentioned that I want to redecorate the apartment? I brought home rug swatches!"
7. "So, funny thing...you may have put a baby inside me."
8. "Be honest: Do you ever dream about having sex with other women?"
9. "My friend just got dumped and needs to be around people--she's crying nonstop--so she's going to come on our camping trip. Cool?"
10. "Really quick question: What do you think this rash is?"