Life as a single person is not a bed of roses. It's mostly pizza or cake, though. Even though I can't come up with reasons why that is a bad thing (a bed of pizza? Sign me up!) but, as someone said to me once, being in a loving relationship is equivalent to sleeping on a bed of pizza. OK, no one said that to me, but if I don't believe that then I have nothing to be happy about.
Following tweets about life as a single person are so true that it's hilarious!