17 Tweets About Single Life That Are Absolutely On Point!

"When your phone is the only thing you can turn on.."

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Life as a single person is not a bed of roses. It's mostly pizza or cake, though. Even though I can't come up with reasons why that is a bad thing (a bed of pizza? Sign me up!) but, as someone said to me once, being in a loving relationship is equivalent to sleeping on a bed of pizza. OK, no one said that to me, but if I don't believe that then I have nothing to be happy about.

Following tweets about life as a single person are so true that it's hilarious!

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I don't see how this is a bad thing.

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This one does not apply to me. I get texts from my mom. Regularly.

Because our phone is the our savior. In retrospect, that might be a little sad. 

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We feel the tears behind the excessive use of emojis...

Universal single people problems!

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These ones asks the real questions.

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This one tries to look at the brighter side of things.

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This problem is worst than not having a standing movie date.

Now this one is just bragging *single tear emoji*

Summing up #SinglePeopleProblems like:

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