16 Signs That You Love Sleep More Than People

'Life is too short to sleep long.' This is exactly the kind of negativity us sleep-lovers don't need in our lives...

21 March, 2018
16 Signs That You Love Sleep More Than People

​1. Mornings feel like death. 

2. So you avoid any activities that have to be done in the early hours. Nothing is that important that it can't wait 'til the afternoon. 

3. You have to weigh up whether to have human interaction or to sleep. Is this social exchange worth the sacrifice? 

4. Sleep is your favourite way of dealing with any emotion. Bored, angry, sad, happy it doesn't matter to you. Sleep is the best cure.

5. You have a napping schedule. Naps don't revolve around plans; plans revolve around naps. 

6. Your friends now know not to be alarmed if you haven't replied to a text because you're most likely sleeping. You no longer wake up to 20 voice mails all along the lines of 'ARE YOU ALIVE?' 

7. You can fall asleep anywhere. There's no need for pillows with us sleep experts. Just give us a chair, a car, a floor, literally anything and we will be snoring in no time. 

8. People always tell you. You are fully aware that not everyone shares your love for sleep. The outsiders will be waiting for you to appear drowsy eyed at 2pm with a sarcastic 'Good afternoon'.

9. You can never just 'rest your eyes,' because a few minutes turns into a few hours.

10. Meaning you're always late.

11. You look forward to dreaming more than most. Why wouldn't you? You're on a beach, watching the sunset, Tom Hardy has just proposed…

12. You often reminisce on the times it was acceptable to nap mid day. Oh, the good old days back in nursery where naps were not only encouraged but a legit activity. Now you get looks when you class sleeping as your hobby. 

13. You're usually seen rocking the 'just rolled out of bed' look. Because bed hair and loungewear is so going to be a thing. 

14. It angers you that siestas aren't a thing where you live. BRB just booking a one-way ticket to Mexico. 

15. You wish you were a koala. 20 hours of sleep a day? In your eyes they're defo living life the right way. 

16. There is no better feeling than being reunited with your beautiful bed at the end of the day. The thought of your warm, toasty, snuggly bed waiting for your return is the only thing getting you through today.

Credit: Cosmopolitan
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