- "So, how many kids do you want?"
- "Some people say I remind them of Britney Spears, but that's probably just because I had a breakdown last year."
- "You're not gay? You're, like, the gayest straight guy I've ever met."
- "I had a very painful childhood. How much time do we have before the movie?"
- "C'mon. Are you telling me you've never gone through your ex's trash?"
- "I collect New Kids on the Block memorabilia. You're a fan…right?"
- "Now, exactly how schooled are you in the four Cs of diamond classification?"
- "Just so you know, I'm not interested in a long-term relationship at the moment. I'm holding out for Ranbir Kapoor."
- "OMG, it's the funniest story. I was in bed naked with this guy and his buddy when..."
- "Did you know that you're starting to develop a bald patch back there?"
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Her Starbucks order has like two words in it, so you can never say you forgot what she likes.
10 Things He's Dying to Ask You on a First Date But Doesn't
For example, "Are you still in love with your ex?"
5 Butt-Centric Sex Positions for Women Who Love Doggy-Style
I don't think he's ready for this jelly.