10 BAD Ways to Get Over a Guy

*Number 10* By Sleeping with His Cousin!

  1. Decide to celebrate your new single status with a Parisian vacation, but due to financial limitations, wind up on a trip that's filled not with amorous foreign men but with kids screaming "Helllllo, madam!" in most miserable Mussoorie.
  2. Wallow in self-pity and listen to every song Adele has ever written.
  3. Get a cat...then two...then 30.
  4. Donate all the gifts he bought you to a charity shop only to sneakily buy them back the very next day.
  5. Immerse yourself in new hobbies—drinking, smoking, and staying out all night—until you not only forget all about him but also almost forget you have a job, leading you to show up for work in a cocktail dress.
  6. Indulge in retail therapy and buy a designer dress that's so expensive that you will live without electricity for a month.
  7. Leave him a message to make sure he knows that you're so over him. Then call a dozen more times in the following months to re-emphasise that you're so over him big-time and you just wanted him to know that for sure.
  8. Rebound with a guy who looks just like your ex…except he's five inches shorter and 50 per cent balder.
  9. Take a break from the tyranny of male standards of beauty by refusing to remove any of your body hair.
  10. Show him that you've truly moved on by sleeping with his best friend, his boss, and his favourite cousin. 

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