This Man's Crazy Rant About a Newly Wed Couple On a Plane Is HILARIOUS!

"Then, with the Lord as my witness, he kisses her fingertips, blows on a noodle and feeds it to her."

 A man named Bikram Vohra went viral yesterday, because his rant about dealing with a couple of incredibly sappy, nauseatingly 'in love' newlyweds was something everyone could identify with, having been around a sickeningly gross couple at some juncture of their lives or other. 

The rant, posted as a Facebook status, is being reposted madly as we speak because of how aptly it sums up the feelings a blissfully oblivious newlywed couple stir up in anyone watching from the outside. 

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Here, read it and laugh.

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