Here's How You Can Make Sex Awkward in Just 5 Words

Twitter users tell how to make sex awkward with 5 words and it's hilarious.

Twitter, that place where people write the same five 140-character-or-less jokes over and over, is currently tackling how to make sex awkward in five words. And it turns out, five words can make a romantic encounter turn awkward really, really quickly. Some of these would kill the mood if they were whispered into your ear mid-coitus, some of these would at least make you hesitate, and others would make you run out of the room screaming and grabbing whatever clothes you could on the way out.

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So there you have it. As if sex already couldn't be pretty awkward as is, now you've got plenty more ways to make it super uncomfortable.

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