The Lady’s Guide To Morning-Sex Etiquette

Here's how to able to fit in a quickie before your morning coffee.

Cosmoin India

Crush any obstacle that lies between you and your am orgasm.


What if one (or both) of us is too lazy to brush our teeth?
There are two big ways to avoid the precoital Colgate: sex positions where you don’t face each other and mutual oral. Alternatively, just embrace the morning breath. We’re all human.

But it’s super-bright in the morning! We can see evvvvverything.

Yep. And guess what? Ladies like to ogle too—the 2012 Nielsen/Net Ratings found 1 in 3 visitors to porn sites is female. But if you’re not into all that ‘seeing’, just keep the blinds shut. NBD!

Eww. Shouldn’t we shower first?

According to a University of California at Berkeley study, male underarm musk is a natural libido booster for women. On the other hand, a warm shower makes blood rush to the surface of the skin, making it extra-tingly. Your call!

What if I look super-sh*tty in the morning because I don’t #WakeUpLikeThis?

None of us do, unless you pull Kristen Wiig’s pretend-sleeping-in-full-make-up move in Bridesmaids. (Oh, girl!) If he doesn’t get it, he is not worth wasting a morning bang sesh on.


This article was originally published in the August 2015 issue of Cosmopolitan India.

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