10 Grossest Things That Happen During A Mani/Pedi

You're basically covered in dead skin cells by the end of it.

21 March, 2018

10 Most Disgusting Things That Happen During A Mani/Pedi

Having #flawless nails is the most satisfying feeling on earth, but getting to that point can be a pretty nasty process. You get up close and personal with some fairly germy body parts, so it's always an... experience. Here's every cringe-worthy thing that happens while you're doing your nails.

1. You'll accidentally get some nail polish remover in your mouth. You'll decide to eat chips or something right after your finish your mani, so when you lick the sour cream and onion dust off your fingers you'll be greeted with the bitter taste of acetone.

2. You realize how gross your jagged, flaky excuses for nails are. But you weirdly enjoy picking the flakes off. It's like popping a zit.

3. Stray nail clippings fly all over the room. You try to keep them contained, but those little suckers can't be tamed. It's like that pixie scene in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets except with shards of toenail instead of tiny winged creatures.

4. Trimming your cuticles is basically the worst thing ever. It hurts, there's skin everywhere, and you may or may not be bleeding profusely.

5. You probably inhale a lot of the nail powder that's falling like snow from your file. I'll just hold my breath from now on...

6. You're forced to think about how disgusting your foot calluses are. Before you even touch your feet, you're already thoroughly grossed out.

7. After you go hard on said calluses, you can't help but stare at the mountain of dead skin flakes inside your Ped Egg. You feel really accomplished and also really grossed out.

8. That one thing where little fish suck the dead skin cells off of your feet (not that you've tried it). VOMIT, but also, look at the cute little fishies!