You Won't ~Believe~ What This British Human Barbie Looks Like After a Reality Show Makeunder

New British reality show 100% Hotter promises to work with folks in need of a style overhaul, apparently even if they're quite happy with their original appearance (womp, womp).

21 March, 2018
You Won't ~Believe~ What This British Human Barbie Looks Like After a Reality Show Makeunder

Meet 20-year-old Jade-Lynn, who recently featured on new British makeover makeunder show 100% Hotter. Jade enjoys a good dollop (or seven) of fake tan in the mornings, along with copious makeup, bleached hair and extensions, and the wardrobe of a Girl Next Door, in the Playboy context. By the way, when I said a dollop of fake tan, this is what I meant:

"I see, like, over the top, different," Jade explained of her appearance, "but I love it... ​Jade, who told the 100% Hotter team that she took their labeling her a "blow up doll" as a compliment, said she likes "the whole petite and then the big boobs look" — following cosmetic surgery, her breasts are GG-sizes. "Barbie is the perfect doll," she continued, "so I'm trying to make myself look like a doll." Here's her Barbie tattoo, just FYI:

Despite noting she's comfortable with her look, Jade's mom had apparently volunteered her for the makeunder. And despite noting what Jade appeared to be quite a shy personality, the show's construct revolved around a team of stylists and bunch of bitchy randos rating her appearance (literally though, who cares if she's happy!) and collectively deciding she's "less than a 2 out of 10." 

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Jade cried and then had to take her makeup off, which made her cry some more. Her skin is a whole different color under all that fake tan foundation though:

She was then sent out on a "task" to find a wood stain that would match her skin tone, and employees at the hardware stores she visited legit couldn't find a color dark enough. One more shot of her natural pale skin, just by the way:

Anyway, following lots of hard, judgmental work from the styling team, Jade has a new look to show off. It is quite the transformation:

Here's the before and after in all their glory:

And look, all the bitchy randos said Jade was much hotter in her after shot! She seemed happy too! Yay! Except wait, after the show, she decided she preferred the fake tan and fishnet armor look after all. It sorta renders the whole makeunder pointless, but maybe that's the best conclusion to be had? 

She could be a Kardashian styled like this! Or at least one of the fam's second cousins. 

P.S. Regarding the likely wig here, she apparently did decide to stop bleaching her hair following a hairstylist's advice and the fact that her 24/7 clip-on extensions routine had left her with a bald spot. So there you go.

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Credit: Cosmopolitan
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