OMG, Nick Jonas Wrote a Whole Song About How He and Priyanka Chopra Got Married Crazy-Fast

Fully crying in the club rn.

  • The Jonas Brothers’ new album, Happiness Begins, drops today.
  • Nick Jonas totally wrote “I Believe” about Priyanka Chopra.

Consider your day blessed, because the Jonas Brothers finally put out its first album in nine years, Happiness Begins. The album is packed with songs that’ll make you want to day-drink, Instagram the crap out of every single thing you see, and find a yacht to cruise on all summer. Yacht rock for the new generation, you know what I mean? Anyway, amid all these sunny bangers, Nick Jonas wrote a song that’s totally all about Priyanka Chopra and it’ll have you fully crying in the club or on that yacht.

As we all very well know, Nick and Priyanka got married super fast. Like, they had known each other for only about a year before they had their wedding ceremony. They’ve received a lot of side-eye in the course of their relationship, but their love is stronger than ever and here to stay, as evidenced by “I Believe.”

The fourth song on the album starts with Nick saying, “Every night, every day; how about every lifetime?” which I like to imagine is lifted straight from their wedding vows. Then he goes, “Yeah, I know what they say, and that’s fine,” which could be about how they spon-con’ed the sh*t out of their wedding, but who really knows. People say a lot about celebrities!

And in the chorus, he goes, “Call me crazy, people saying that we move too fast (too fast),” which is so clearly about their relationship moving at the speed of light. Then he sings about getting married and says, “But I’ve been waiting for a reason, ain’t no turning back.” The song is so incredibly cute and will definitely be on many wedding playlists for the next 10 years.

This pretty much sums it up:

BRB! I’ll just be crying in the club until further notice!