10 Questions We Have About Justin and Hailey Bieber’s House

Last night, for some reason no one can really explain, Justin Bieber posted 12 different photos of the inside of his house. Aside from being a plain old odd thing to do, the pics raised some very important questions about the newly married Biebers’ humble abode. Here are the most pressing ones:

1. First, the skateboards. Does Justin actually skateboard?

Does Hailey? Are these still an appropriate form of decor if you are 25 and 22 years old? And married? And also posting Instagrams about having kids?

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A post shared by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Oct 11, 2019 at 1:57am PDT

2. WHAT ARE THESE LITTLE DUDES?

Kylie Jenner has a full chair of them in her house, which makes me think I’m not cool or rich enough to get the appeal, but...what ARE they? Are they standing in a pile of their own stuffing? Their own guts?! There’s no way Hailey walks around this house being like, “Yeah, this is fine.”

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A post shared by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Oct 11, 2019 at 2:02am PDT

3. IS THAT A PAINTING OF A HOTEL SLIPPER?

Omg, it really is. That’s a painting of a hotel slipper.

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Home vibes

A post shared by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Oct 11, 2019 at 2:10am PDT

4. Why are there MORE little dudes?

Do Justin and Hailey ever worry they’re going to come alive in the middle of the night and attack them? Or, better question, do the multiple animals they have in their house ever try to use them as chew toys?

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Home vibes

A post shared by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Oct 11, 2019 at 2:14am PDT

5. Is that...a Drew House Lego?

I don’t think I have anything else to add here except for...why?

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Home vibes

A post shared by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Oct 11, 2019 at 2:18am PDT

6. An arcade game?

Seriously, guys? Does a 15-year-old live here?

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Home vibes

A post shared by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Oct 11, 2019 at 2:21am PDT

7. Is that a wine cellar?!

Hm, okay, maybe this place is growing on us.

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Home vibes, but I wanna sell it I think anyone interested?

A post shared by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Oct 11, 2019 at 2:26am PDT

8. Where was Hailey when all these pictures were being taken?

I imagine her just hanging out in bed, probably asleep, letting Justin do Justin while she gets her beauty rest. She IS a model, after all.

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I think I wanna sell my home in Beverly Hills who wants it.

A post shared by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Oct 11, 2019 at 2:36am PDT

9. Are those bottles of water, just sitting on their coffee table?

Waiting for them to drink? LIKE A HOTEL? Rich people, man.

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I’ll sell it with all the furniture . MAKE AN OFFER

A post shared by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Oct 11, 2019 at 2:47am PDT

10. And finally, is that a picture of them making out?

In bigger than life-size? On their wall? In black and white? In this meditation-esque room? With more water bottles at the ready?? I...don’t know what to say.

 

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A post shared by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Oct 11, 2019 at 3:03am PDT

 

In conclusion, @ Justin and Hailey, we need some answers. Thanks.